Who Am I?
I have all of your knowledge but I can fit in your hands, what am I?
Answer - Your brain!
Weight in my stomach, trees on my back,
nails in my ribs, it's feet I lack. What am I?
Answer - A ship!
I'm heavy but not backwards, what am I?
Answer - A 'ton' (not spelled backwards)
Sometimes I'm high and sometimes low,
and I creep between your toes.
My orders come from the sky,
I make men fall and rise. What am I?
Answer - The tide
Everybody has me but nobody can lose me. Who am I?
Answer - A shadow!
A man shaves several times a day but still has a long thick beard. Who is he?
Answer - A barber!
A farmer has a ton of strange animals, but he has to sell one of them. He has a pig with two tails, a cow with two utters, a horse with two right hooves, and a chicken with only three toes on each foot.
He enjoys keeping a weird livestock but he needs to sell one of his animals. To keep his livestock as weird as possible, what animal should he sell?
Answer - His horse, it has two right hooves!
A king has no sons, no daughters, and no queen. For this reason he must decide who will take the throne after he dies. To do this he decides that he will give all of the children of the kingdom a single seed. Whichever child has the largest, most beautiful plant will earn the throne; this being a metaphor for the kingdom.
At the end of the contest all of the children came to the palace with their enormous and beautiful plants in hand. After he looks at all of the children's pots, he finally decides that the little girl with an empty pot will be the next Queen. Why did he choose this little girl over all of the other children with their beautiful plants?
Answer - The King gave the children fake seeds. The little girl with the empty pot was the only truthful person who didn't swap seeds.
There are four men: Abe, Butch, Cam, and Dan. There are four hats: two white and two black. They each get a hat: Abe gets black, Butch gets white, Cam gets black, and Dan gets white. They don't know what hat color they have. Abe goes into a room so that no one can see his hat. The others line up in front of the door in the order Butch, Cam, and Dan (Butch can't see the others hats, Cam can see Butch's, and Dan can see Cam and Butch's hats). Whoever can figure out their hat color first wins $1,000. If they are wrong they are out of the running. Which man can figure his hat colour without a doubt?
Answer - Cam can figure it out. If Dan saw that Cam and Butch had thesame colour hat he would know his hat colour. Since he doesn't quickly figure out his hat colour, Cam knows that him and Butch don't have the same hat colour. So all he has to do is say that his hat colour is the opposite of Butch's hat colour (after giving enough time to be sure that Dan doesn't know his own colour).
A poor man is sitting in a pub. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich.
Poor man: I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.
The rich man laughs.
Poor man: I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady's name of your choosing.
The rich man laughs again.
Rich man: OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?
The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
Answer - 'Happy Birthday' - it has everybody's name in!
When it shines, its light is hazy., makes the oceans swell like crazy. It makes moods seem more romantic, but it makes the ladies frantic
Answer - The Moon
Sometimes you feel it weigh a ton. Yet it’s nothing, but somehow still there. Makes you uncomfortable around anyone. But speak its name and it’s gone
Answer - Silence
Is said to make the world go around. But only if we let it. It puts a value on a thing, and makes you do some crazy things, just so you can get it
Answer - Money
It hisses but it’s not a snake. It holds water but it’s not a lake. When it’s done you hear it scream. Pour from it and add some cream
Answer - Teapot
It is more feared than fear itself. And no one can escape it. It takes no sides and does not judge, it does not know to hold a grudge. It is the most clearest result, of how life beats you by default.
Answer - Death
They make no sense at all, in them you either fly or fall. They make you do it all. Their need is biologic, but they are most illogic. They are not real but still can be achieved, if they are just believed
Answer - Dreams
Black and scary, small and hairy, in the night you hear it preach, through its noisy high pitched screech
It gives everything and then takes it away.
Answer - A Bat
It governs destinies and fates, it changes and it never waits. It rules the cards and dice each day, is part of any game we play
Answer - Chance
'Till next time,